《高中幽默英语演讲稿【合集3篇】》

高中幽默英语演讲稿（精选3篇）

高中幽默英语演讲稿 篇1

Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.” “Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.

高中幽默英语演讲稿 篇2

Foshan is located in south of daxian daxian really more than 30 kilometers in the middle of the gorge seven mountains are good at an altitude of territory,township,QuanShan 910 area approximately 3,000 mu,is a famed buddhist resort.According to records,the qing qianlong editing practice,farmers Chiang,one side dehua practicing medicine fulfillment,called "Chiang good","jiang living buddhas,self-built" dehua temple ".After the sun to set mansion magistrate was to ask the rightful heir,convinced that he is "spirit" and ordered a true buddhist temple,and book of expansion "foshan" engraved on temple gate,which name.True foshan,from the bottom of the hill to the steep,conifers,ZhuLiang eaves tightly wound up,have 1000 steps out,like the steps of straight down and a ladder for his ascent,air force,the upward side ofspicy camphor pines cypresses scene.

高中幽默英语演讲稿 篇3

Dick wearing a pair of new trousers went together with his father to his aunt's house.At the sight of the boy's new trousers,his aunt admired very much and kissed him favorably.In front of the boy, there were many nice cakes and chocolates.His cousin also took out all his toys and played with him.The boy enjoyed a good day there.

While he went back home with his father, he was so joyful that he sang and danced along the way home. suddenly he slipped and fell into the mud and his trousers got very dirty.

When he got home, his mother saw his dirty trousers and said:

"Oh,what a mess! This is not the first time you come home like that , and this time you are wearing your new trousers!"

"I am sorry,mum,"said Dick."But I had no time to take my new trousers off when I fell down."